Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Quick n Easy

So, nowadays, things are made to be simple. Sometimes, the simpleness of it actually can make the thing itself less simple. Automatic this, automatic that. You know what I'm talking about!

Setting: Public bathroom.
Items: Automatic sink, flush, soap, paper towels.

What's next people?!

Share with me your true feelings about these things. Good, bad, or ok?

(links to come)

Sunday, August 28, 2005

The Purse Essentials

Let's get right to it.

What is the most important item a woman must have in her purse at all times? A wallet and keys are a given. What other things are essential? For example: a credit card! Every girl needs to do some shopping! (You can't steal my answer when you respond!)

Now, this question isn't just for girls. If you're a guy, then just tell us what you think a woman needs to have in her purse.

Give me a response, and I'll give you a dollar.... maybe.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Deer Tick Warning

THIS IS A REAL WARNING!!!!!

If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked.

If this should happen to you, would you:

  1. Do it!
  2. Slam the door
  3. Call the police
  4. Ask him to do it first
  5. Give me a creative answer

Be prepared for this to happen. Have a plan worked out so you are always ready. Good luck, and God bless!

Please warn all your friends!

Saturday, August 13, 2005

Bloggers' Anonymous

Hello, my name is Abigail, and I'm a bloggerholic.

Yes, I am addicted to blogging. I am constantly working on one of my 2 blogs and visiting blogs of my friends. I am definitely a bloggerholic.

I am going to VA for vacation! I'll be gone for a whole week. This will be a good time for me to debloggertize myself. I will continue this survey blog after I get back. Hopefully, though, I can suppress my addiction.

I first want to say thank you to all who have visited my site. It makes me very happy to know I'm being read. I also want to encourage you to leave comments answering the questions. Go back to previous weeks as well. A note to those new to blogging: Just click on the little "comment" link after each posted question. You will then be able to read what others wrote, and write your own responses.

Let me leave a question for you to answer while I'm gone....

What are you addicted to? Soda (pop), TV, cell phones? Don't worry! No one will look down on you! (as long as you keep all responses clean!)

Have a great week! I will miss you dearly! (sort of)

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Follow the Cheater

Anyone who ever went to elementary school knows that cheating is wrong. Whether it is cheating on a test or cheating at a game, it is WRONG! Me and you know this to be true.

Scenario: You're spending your Saturday socializing with some co-workers. A friendly game of monopoly is started.

WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR A BRIEF MESSAGE
In the midst of playing, you realize that your boss is cheating. He's dipping into the petty cash of monopoly money. Talk about a dilemma. Do you:

  1. Ignore it- you don't want to risk losing your job!
  2. Confront him on it- cheating is WRONG!
  3. Cheat yourself- two wrongs make a right?
  4. Give me a creative answer

I know what I'd do. But I'm the one asking the questions, so I don't have to answer anything!

Saturday, August 06, 2005

I'm feeling a bit melancholy

It's sad to be sad. Why, you ask, am I sad? I'll tell you why.
Tonight at dinner, I had the most fantastic meal. I soon became full, and could not finish my portion of food. I was left to just sit there and stare at this beautiful creation of delectable delights. I became overwhelmingly despondent. And then I had to get up, carry my plate to the trash can, and say "au revoir" as the food plummeted to its untimely death.

And you must be wondering by now, "So where's the question?" Thanks for the reminder! This is, after all, a blog about "funny, thought-provoking, and sometimes, just plain pointless" questions. So, here it goes:

What makes you all sorts of depressed? What kinds of silly little things (like uneaten food) make you sad? You heard my story, now let me hear yours! Post your comment for all to see! I want good answers people! Let's get depressed!

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Who wants to think?

OK, now it's time for one of those thought-provoking questions. Don't worry- it's not TOO depp... I mean- deep. Don't hyperventilate! Take a deep breath. Sit down slowly. You'll be ok! It just requires a little bit of self-reflection. It won't hurt...much!

Imagine life without TV, computers, CD's, movies, video games, and all other forms of electronic entertainment. What would YOU do to fill your time?

I, obviously, would not be typing out these questions! This is what I do to fill my time! Whatever would I do without it?

I want to see some good answers on this one!

See, that was relatively pain-free!

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

The Lone Stranger

I liked all the answers to the previous survey question. Thanks to those who shared strange words. I, personally, think that "strange" is strange. I mean, just look at it!

Speaking of strange, here's the next question:

In "The Farmer in the Dell" the cheese stands alone. Which kind of cheese is it?

*Bonus points if you know what "the dell" is.