101 Dalmations
This is going to be a hard one! You need to be VERY creative, and I'll need a lot of answers. Can you handle it?
I want 101 ways to use a tissue. Should I rephrase that into a question? How about: Can you (as a group) come up with 101 ways to use a tissue. List as many ideas as you have, and continue counting from where it was left off. Confused?... I am!
Example:
abigail s. says "1. blow nose"
becky l. says "2. dry tears"
abigail s. says "3........" and so on.
Get it? good! I want 101 uses for a tissue!
Make me proud!
posted by Abigail S. @ 10:25 PM
17 comments
17 Comments:
So you don't steal my ideas from the post:
1. blow nose
2. wipe tears
2 down, 99 to go!
5. Wave it as a sign of surrender when losing a "discussion" with one's wife.
6. Hand it to her in lieu of a towel when she gets out of the shower.
7. A makeshift pillow (more than 1 tissue) for when you sleep out on the lawn after being kicked out of the house.
(I don't have any personal experience with these suggestions...)
9. Fold it up just right to make 2 babies in a cradle for a bored child.
10. Make chinzy flowers for your wedding cars.
11. Wrap up your pear to take to work so that it doesn't bruise.
12. Cheap falsies.
13. Next best thing when the cleaning lady forgot to refill the toilet paper dispenser.
20. to kill those pesky spiders and other things that go "bump" in the night.
21. Make a parachute for a small green toy soldier
22. Hide behind it and hope no one sees you.
23. when in the public restroom... pull out a tissue and use it to open the door, flush the toilet, etc. SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE GERMS!
24. Wrap your feminine hygene products. (sry for that, but its true!)
26. make a diaper for a toy doll.
27. stick in the tow of you shoe if it's too big. That way your foot doesn't slip as much (yes, I've done that!)
28. Use it as a fire starter.
29. As a weapon (throw the whole box)
30. if you need to write something done, but don't have paper.
31. Wipe dry-erase marker off of a dry-erase board.... yes, I'm a teacher!
32. dusting the tv screen... can't miss that show!
33. gently braid several tissues together to make a hairband.
34. stick under the leg of a wobbly desk so it won't wobble.
35. book mark
36. scrub off that waterproof mascara
37. a blanket for toy dolls
38. crumble one at a time and drop them on the ground when you walk through the forrest. That way you can find your way back.
39. When you're mad at someone, hold a tissue, look at them and say, "This is how I feel about you," and rip the tissue apart into thousands of pieces!
... oh, and Clarissa- I'm beating you!
59. tie together to form a bracelet
60. create ear-rings
61. keep the sun off a bald man's head
62. write notes on for blog ideas when you're nowhere near your computer
Holy crap! Already at 62! I thought, at tops, I'd get 40. Wow! Yall impress me (esp. you clairissa!) Maybe we really CAN get to 101!
63. Use it as a face mask when around sick people.
69. cape for Ken doll.
70. place around glass of ice water to absorb perspiration.
71. place inside sweater as shoulder pads
72. tear up and add to meatballs to make them go further.
73. wrap around the calf of a cabbage patch doll as a leg warmer.
74. drink coaster
75. bikini for paris hilton
76. chin covering for wilson the neighbor on home improvement
77. place under a plant before watering to catch drips.
78. lit on fire and use to roast a marshmellow.
79) plug a hole in a sinking boat
80) when you want to toilet paper someone's house, but you dont have toilet paper.
81) hang out your car window when you break down on the side of the road
82) during a boring meeting, cumple up and throw at people
83) clean your glasses
84 use for the "Princess and the Pea" test if you ran out of peas
85 wrap tooth in it for the tooth fairy
86. make Christmas tree decorations
87. drape over a clothes pin to make a mini ghost
88. stuff in a gift bag if you ran out of colorful tissue paper
89. use as packing material if you don't have any bubble wrap.
shoot. I was gonna say bookmark, but that's already taken.
90. Ummm, birthday present for my dog? she loves to tear stuff up.
(abby, thanks for inputting some of mine that i had told you when we talked yesterday)
91. Wipe the drool off of your face when you see a hot guy.
92. Clean off you eyes when you've been crying and your mascara has streaked down your cheeks. (umm... no, i dont have experience in this... uh, yeah.) (oh, and though this is similar to #36, i think its different enough to count)
93. Ran out of coffee filters? use a tissue. (my hubby came up w/ that one)
come on! we need to finish!
94. Wipe that lipstick off of your teeth. talk about embarrassing.
95. put on the ground with some tape/glue on it so that when someone steps on it, you can laugh at them walking with it stuck to them. hehe.
96. use as a potholder when you dont have one. yeah, i've done this. say, you have a cup thats super hot! hold it with some tissues in hand.
97. if a girl can stuff her bra with it, then maybe you guys will use some to stuff your... pants. (my husband's idea, not mine.)
98. wipe the sleepy-dust away from your eyes.
AHHH! 3 more! i want to win, i want to win!!!
99. Oragami? maybe you could try doing some fancy-folding with a tissue.
100. When about to take a test in school, write little cheat notes on a tissue. if the teacher comes walking up, quick blow your nose with it. (but make sure that the ink doesnt get on your face! talk about incriminating!) [by the way, i would NEVER do that, and do not condone cheating]
101. Wave it around in the air as part of my victory dance!
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